Friday, February 8, 2008


Qwail is always written with a capital Q to illustrate the pin in the balloon piercing from the wailing of the quail. When a man Qwails he shrieks like a woman when we expected a whale. When a woman Qwails barn animals frenzy, windows shatter, and men’s hair bristles though the register doesn’t register. Depending on type of terror induced, there are Blue-Breasted Qwails, Jungle-Bush Qwails, Brown Qwails, Himalayan Qwails, the Rain Qwail, and the Balkans are even home to a misery reliant/redundant/relegated Common Qwail.

-- Chris Leo

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